Tuesday, October 19, 2010

The Five Things We Need To Win With This Aged Line-up

The only good thing about last night's game was the live blog presented by the geniuses and slaves of IIH,IIF,IIc.


Geniuses for thinking of it, slaves for doing it relentlessly and without benefit of alcohol.

I hope they do it tonight, as well. I can get the whole game on twitter and not miss a sip.

My claim:

1. We need Cliff Lee
2. We need Doc Halliday
3. We need Tim Linsicum
4. We can maybe keep CC.
5. We need Someone named Rios.

Then, with a revised bullpen, we can trot out Jorge again, and Alex, and Derek and, and, and..

The Yanks' helplessness against the Rangers, of all creatures, is teaching us what life for NYY fans will be like when Mariano packs it in.

If anyone out there truly believes this team is not toast, please send banana leaves.

Cashman better get it right this time.

2 comments:

Joe De Pastry said...

The Braves released Melky, so he's available to be our team mascot next year. We need someone to compete with the Phillie Phanatic if we get back to the Series.

Anonymous said...

Buck Foston says,

How about another CC? Carl Crawford.