OPEN LETTER TO THE YANKIVERSE:
Dear Madam or Sir,
Thank you, sooooooo much.
You can see where this is going, can't you? We're heading to Boston, big weekend series, where the '27 Yankees will be waiting for us, winless, while Mark Teixeira will have hit a home run in every game played... and now he carries the spiked yoke of the IT IS HIGH Curse around his neck.
Thank you, Yankiverse.
That's all I want to say. Thank you, soooooooooooo much.
You know, one vote -- ONE STINKING CRAPOLA VOTE -- would have given the award to Kevin Long, who could then tweak a gonad and not cost us one at-bat. But no. You voted Mark. You wanted to send a Text message to the juju gods, saying, "Try this on for size." Now, our guy batting third is lugging a 300-pound invisible Vanna White on his back.
Thank you, Yankiverse. O, yea, you should be proud.
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I didn't do this.
I voted for the fraud, Jesus.
Burn the others at the stake.
Not me.
I am waiting for the res-erection of Jesus.
When he will be able to catch, hit and throw.
Do you see what happens when you leave Kei off the ballot ? Do you see what happens when you leave Kei off the ballot ? Do you see what happens ?
THIS.....IS.....JEOPARDY!!
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