10 Reasons why we've got 'em where we want 'em

1. We've survived life without Jeter, life with injured Arod, and now, life without Arod.

2. Jesus is coming.

3. Boston media already mocking Eric Bedard as "JD."

4. Big Papi's last 10 games: 1 HR, .244 ave.

5. Nation's debt limit crisis no longer distracting Grandyman.

6. Google "Rope-a-dope."

7. Arod likely to return with new Hollywood squeeze. (Drew, finally?)

8. Redsocks actually talking Bucholtz return for post-season.

9. Super Josh Reddick - once at .370 - over last 8 games: 0 HR, .179.

10. If we lose, asteroid to end life on earth anyway.