The Usual Suspect: Alex

According to the baseball executive, MLB has yet to determine that Rodriguez took part in the games, which reportedly included actors Tobey Maguire, Leonardo DiCaprio, Ben Affleck and Matt Damon.
Quite a fearsome looking group of criminals, isn't it?
Isn't it strange that Arod is the only baseball player who ever does anything "illegal?"
From my old teammate Lyn Lary:

Also...the “illegal, underground poker game” A-Rod is accused of playing in, took place in...2009.
Excuse me?  An “underground” game at a Hollywood star’s home?  Two years ago?
I understand that the commissioner is also looking into A-Rod’s possible possession of a Playboy magazine back in 1988.  It seems that he may possibly have had impure thoughts.  Also, Star Magazine, in conjunction with James O’Keefe and News Corp, has bugged A-Rod’s cellphones and discovered that he once said he’d really like to kiss Madonna.  Then there’s the haunting video tape from 1991 that shows A-Rod clearly entering a “10 items or under”lane of a Red Apple supermarket with 11 cans of Diet Coke. 
Isn’t that reason enough for suspension?  Or is it that he’s causing controversial headlines.
A-ROD VERY CONTROVERSIAL!
Oh, look, he’s done it again!  Can’t that man control himself?  He’s always pushing the limits, getting himself in trouble.
A-ROD PUSHES LIMITS, MAY BE IN TROUBLE!.....
There he goes again! But playing in a big card game with movie stars? THAT’S now a suspendable offense? I’m sure Michael “$10,000 a putt” Jordan never did anything like that...
You know, I don’t particularly like the guy myself. I hate defending him. But the persecution of him is way out of hand. I’m sure if Ortiz were caught playing in a big poker game the commissioner’s response would be, ‘Hey, Big Guy, how much you win?’