Yesterday in Cleveland, hipster John was talking money... dig it? Dough... bread... slamootz... macramamba... beelskee...

It transpired after John and Suzyn heralded the amazing coffee machines in Cleveland - devices that John has mastered. This coaxed Suzyn to say Progressive Field is her favorite new stadium - (of road stadiums, it goes without saying) - and one reason is the way Indians MGMT gives its high-roller fans - (all four) - what they want: A place to gather and good seats close to the field.

That led to this ultra-hip exchange.