Double Negative Ju-Ju; The initial results

As most readers of the english language know,  I have been highly critical

of David Adams.

Suggesting that he can't hit his way out of a wet paper bag.

Editorial Note:  I have no idea why this random word placement is occurring

SO I decided to begin praising him, in an attempt to reverse his incompetence as a hitter.

The day I invoked the world's first double negative Ju-Ju ( math majors understand the impact of this science ),

Adams got a lead-off single to right field in the ninth inning of a game we trailed by a run.

Adams scored the tying run, and the winning run came home on a single by Wells.

I thought I was onto something.

Without being given another opportunity for a live test of this technique, the Yankees sent Adams to Scranton.

I conclude, therefore, that double negative Ju-Ju can have only short-term benefit, and is followed by silence and banishment.

Good-bye, Dave.  Nice try.  At being a ballplayer, I mean.

You had a good moment.

Time now, I think, for law school.