Tonight we face the Rays, who hail from a land where...
- They don't even recycle. In 2013!
- It smells like ethanol.
- They're allowed to pollute.
- Home Shopping Network was born.
- Hooters was born.
- A cop literally dragged a woman to jail. In 2013!
- They like child porn.
- They don't die.
Beat them. Crush them utterly. Teach them pain.
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I'll convey proper contempt for those ass-backwards bastards. Their domed park is also an outrage to baseball decency, don't you think? I've been there. what a goofy place.
I'm going to check out the in-Stadium stores and the Steiner store tonight for A-Rod stuff. Bet Hank and Hal have scrubbed A-Rod from the stadium. If A-Rod is gone from the profit centers, he'll never return. that is my working hypothesis.
TGIF!
With a New Murderers Row of LITTLEBRIDGE, Romine, and Mesa, how can the Bronx Bloopers lose?
And Soriano!
KD, please let us know if you see any A-Rod merch.
The Tampa contingent of the Yankees front office seems to have done plenty of recycling in 2013...though the ethanol fumes might explain that.
Please! Don't forget that we fucked the entire country in the 2000 election by sheer mismanagement with a seasoning of conspiracy! Don't mention it. It was apleasure.
Hey could you guys take a trip across I-75. Houston not scheduled the rest of the year.
I have to put up with a lot around here, but we're not going to let you besmir...bismearch...We're not going to let you bad-mouth Hooters !
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