It is high, it is far, it is... caught!: A plan for the Yankees to obtain Cliff Lee

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Monday, July 21, 2014

A plan for the Yankees to obtain Cliff Lee

Posted by el duque at 3:27 PM

Simple.

Wait until he is a free agent in 2016, and then sign him.

4 comments:

Adam said...: Here duque channels Hank Steinbrenner.; July 21, 2014 at 6:12 PM
Anonymous said...: That guy needs Miraclo more than Five Hour Energy.; July 21, 2014 at 7:45 PM
JM said...: Duque, I think you should throw your resume into the ring for the GM slot. You have the Yankee mindset nailed. And you can keep drinking daily to help maintain it.

Talk about a perfect job.; July 22, 2014 at 9:13 AM
bennyboy said...: Haha I love this joke.; July 22, 2014 at 2:02 PM

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