Eight Possible Reasons Why North Korea Lost Its Internet Connection Yesterday

1. Forgot to pay Time Warner Cable bill.

2. Somebody picked up phone while modem in use.

3. Last Norton Security software update: 1997.

4. Hackers somehow guessed national password: "Kim."

5. Despite warnings, Kim Jung-un couldn't resist opening email attachment temptingly titled, "CHECK THIS OUT!"

6. During visit, Denis Rodman accidentally pressed "Control-Alt-Delete" reset.

7. Engineers misread "Break the Internet, Kim Kardashian" nude butt pix.

8. Y2K.