Sunday, May 3, 2020

Fauci: It might take 18 months for world to solve mystery of Clint Frazier

The terrifying puzzle known as "Red-77" continues to confound the world. 

Despite a massive infusion of money poured into research, clinicians say they are no closer to solving the mystery than they were four years ago, when reports of Clint Frazier first surfaced in Trenton, an obscure province of the Yankiverse. 

Saturday, Dr. Anthony Fauci - the former Yankee fan who now roots for Washington - said answers on Frazier might not be available until 2021.

"We want it to go quickly, but we want to make sure it's safe and it's effective," Fauci said. "I think that it is doable if things fall in the right place.

"Remember, go back in time, I was saying in January and February that it would be a year to 18 months, so January is a year, so it isn't that much from what I had originally said."

Meanwhile, the Trump administration is quietly organizing "Operation Warp Speed," a massive effort to drastically cut the time needed to test Frazier, with the incredible goal of having him play 100 games by year's end. 

"Whatever you can humanly do, we're going to have," the President said. "I hope we're going to have it, and we're going to fast-track it like you've never seen."

The President created a stir last week when he suggested that Frazier be "injected" into the Yankee lineup, without further testing. Officials quickly sought to walkback the remarks, which Trump later said were made sarcastically in order to mock the YES Network, which he called "fake play-by-play." 

5 comments:

Carl J. Weitz said...

LOLOL!

HoraceClarke66 said...

Glad we're getting to the bottom of this! I hope they are seriously considering Clint doses of hydroxychloroquinine. OR, barring that, Hydrox. Many, many packages of Hydrox.

JM said...

As the season slowly disappears into the mists of pandemicry, Clint's future is lost in fog. He may be the finest hitter the Yankees never let play, his career a series of what-ifs and Cashman tortures.

Hoss, the Hydrox are for Sanchez. Those are his Hydrox, and nobody can touch them.

Yes, he is a hoarder.

Carl J. Weitz said...

As a public service, I must alert the younger blog readers to the fact that Hydrox was a competitor of the Oreo.It's been discontinued for over 20 years but more than a few considered them better than the Oreo because of the slightly different cookie consistency and, hence, better to dunk in a glass of milk. Actually, it might be more accurately stated that the Oreo was a competitor/knock off of the Hydrox cookie as that was first made 4 years earlier. Hydrox was always cheaper. More like a store branded imitation.

Now back to the regular blog discussion which is already in progress.

Isiyku Abdulahi said...


I really want the world to know about this great man who brought back happiness into my life again after my husband left me and the kids 3 years ago for another women online when i contacted Dr Believe he cast a love spell for me within 48 hours my ex husband start calling me and begging for forgiveness for everything that have happened between us. I was so happy to have my family back together with love again here is the email of Dr Believe via believelovespelltemple@gmail.com a man with the great powers you can also call him or add him on Whats-app: +2348156148821
God bless you
I am very grateful for your help in my marriage.