Saturday, September 19, 2020

What is a Yankee worth?

Cameo, the service that lets you buy a short video greeting from someone richer, more famous, and better than you, has built an impressive roster of Yankees, former Yankees, and the Yankee-adjacent. As entertaining as it might be to watch Kyle Farnsworth struggle through a birthday greeting, a greater fascination comes from comparing the prices the stars ask (and they do pick their own rates, according to a current New Yorker piece). Here, then, is an accounting of what the pinstripe VIPs think of themselves.

Slade Heathcott $10
Justin Wilson $15
Nick Goody $15
Wil Nieves $15
Bald Vinny $25
Kyle Farnsworth $30
Steve Trout $30
Meredith Marakovits $35
Ron Blomberg $35
Suzyn Waldman $45
Clarke Schmidt $50
Jon Lieber $50
Marcus Thames $50

Steve Sax $59
Chuck Knoblauch $65
Jose Rijo $69
Doc Gooden $70
Jim Leyritz $75
Kenny Lofton $75
Lee Mazzilli $75
Mike Ford $75
Todd Frazier $75
David Justice $99

Adam Ottavino $100
Johnny Damon $100
Luis Severino $125
Boomer Wells $150
Brian Cashman $150
Luke Voit $159

Aaron Boone $240
Reggie Jackson $240
Tino Martinez $250

Roger Clemens $500
Mariano Rivera $750 


JM said...

Justice appealing to the psychologically vulnerable buyer with his $99 offer. Sneaky.

Wonder how Voit came up with $159? How odd. Maybe his agent did it.

The Master is not on the list. But then, few could afford the thousands of dollars he'd surely command.

13bit said...

so sick of the bullshit

Anonymous said...

I would have thought Leyritz would have done it for a carton of cigarettes.

Doug K.

Alphonso said...

Did you , perhaps, misplace a decimal on Mike Ford?

Shouldn't it be $7.50 no $75?

They should also allow for birthday greetings from their wives. People are more likely to pay for those.

Alphonso said...

How much for one from Ivanka?

Mustang said...

You can't afford Ivanka.

Urban Farmer formerly known as DutchFan said...

Amazed at how cheap Meredith is.

Kevin said...

A joke. Right? I mean......

RichieAllen1964 said...

Boone thinks he’s worth one Reggie?


Platoni said...

Sanchez is not on the list. Because who's gonna pay $299 for a "WHOOOOSH!"

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

Who is collecting contributions to get Suzyn to say “oh my goodness gracious. Of all the dramatic things I’ve ever seen... it’s the John sterling Blogspot”

Unknown said...

Jacoby Ellsbury - 3.50

smurfy said...

how much is it to send a suggestion to Gleyber day Torres? If he loves those glasses for his improved hitting and superstition, he should try real glasses to avoid the contact lens glitch that may account for his brainfart on DJ's solid pitch on a potental (if late) double play Friday night?

TheWinWarblist said...

Where's Horace Clark? And Walt "No Neck" Williams!?

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