Monday, December 5, 2022

They claim Yankees' "backup plan" to losing Aaron Judge is trading for Bryan Reynolds? Wow. That'll rev up the fan base.

For the last two winters, the Yankees have been linked to 27-year-old CF Bryan Reynolds, who now seeks a trade from the penny-dreadful Pirates.

And why not? Reynolds is relatively young - 27 - and relatively cheap - merely $6.75 million for 2023.

The Yanks can trade Anthony Volpe and/or Oswald Peraza -they won't play anyway - sign a free agent SS, stick Reynolds in RF, and nobody will be the wiser, right? Reynolds hit 27 HRs last year, batted .262. He
switch hits, too, so there's that. 

Think of all the money we fans will be saving. Hal Steinbrenner can shore up his shaky finances, build himself a nest egg, and let Brian Cashman make the kind of strategic moves that have made him a street legend, like Modelo Beer. 

Without Judge, the low-budget Yanks can forge a new team identity,
known for frugality and respect for the U.S. dollar. The lower the 
payroll, the more fans will love this plucky, willing-to-play-for-
nothing ballclub. They will penny-pinch their way right into our
hearts. 

Yes, it's Hope Monday at IT IS HIGH, and how 'bout those Jersey 
Giants!

11 comments:

Jaraxle said...

Reynolds in left field with Judge re signed for right is a great move. Reynolds as a replacement for Judge would get tortured by t he bleacher creatures as soon as he shows any kind of slump

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Judge in right
Kobblepot in left (unless he's in the infield).

Wait, I just realized who's running the team.

Cue Rosanne Rosannadanna.

Flea erections in China.

AboveAverage said...

And Rufus, all this time I was lead to believe that all them there Chinese fleas were suffering from ED.

I stand . . . Corrected

Rufus T. Firefly said...

I was wrong.

It was Emily Litella.

I hope I don't get the deaf penalty for that.

13bit said...

the new days of the week:

Hope Monday
Big Dreams Tuesday
Dread Wednesday
Fear Thursday
Despair Friday
Grief Saturday
Renewal Sunday

JM said...

The Giants' genius coaching got a little too cute yesterday and blew the game.

Meanwhile, Hal just blows.

AboveAverage said...

JM - and all this time I was lead to believe that Hal just sucked.

This has been a very educational morning!

HoraceClarke66 said...

Roseanne Rosannadanna was, "Mr. Feder, you ask a lot of questions for someone from New Jersey."

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Hoss,

I'm old and forgetful. And something else, that I forgot.

Love the spaceballs references.

Also loved Bryan Reynolds in the Deadpool movies. Can't wait for the third. Hope he doesn't need to take time off during the season to film it.

edb said...

A little more sacrcasm please!

Rufus T. Firefly said...

? ummm... Ca$hole is a genius?