Thursday, December 15, 2022
We've Captured Rodon!
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Carlos Rodon,
Jon Heyman,
Kaiju,
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not-Sonny Gray,
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Rodan,
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SF Giants,
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I meant they better get a great first 3 years of the the contract total, at least.
Ah...CC gave us one world series for 7 yrs so....this is good
Two words; Javy Vasquez
Some other stories making the rounds:
Donaldson will announce that he's taking a one year leave of absence from the game so he can focus on being a stay at home dad.
Hicks will start the year on the IL with inflamed bilateral degeneration of his left hamranxical node.
Cashman will unexpectedly regrow a full head of hair.
Rat feces will be banned from most Yankee Stadium food items.
Wow. I had a brief moment of hope today as a result.
Then I needed to lie down for a bit.
To channel Mr. Burns...Ex-cellent!
“Javy Vasquez” is 5000 words.
It’s also instant PTSD…
Speaking of Vasquez, seems we narrowly missed Eovaldi, part 2. Cash was secretly hoping Rodon wouldn't sign I think. He wanted Eovaldi. Again.
Cashman might still sign Eovaldi. Seems that HAL has finally let loose the purse strings. And we all know that when Cashman has money to spend, he'll throw money at anything with a heart beat. He just luuuuuvvvvvs to bring back guys for their second and third go rounds. And he just luuuuuuuvvvvvs ex Red Sox. All indications of poor or non-existent scouting.
AA, what is the point of buying a slice if it doesn't come with special sprinkles?
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