Tuesday, January 7, 2025

An Above Average Haiku Tuesday ~ De-icer, I don't even know Her - Edition

-please donate a warm coat to keep "Bubbles" Boone from freezing out there-

11 comments:

HoraceClarke66 said...

Before we get started: AA and Kevin with an early lead for posts of the year, with that Night Guards joke.

TheWinWarblist said...

Well, that's jolly.

AboveAverage said...

Roger that, Winny
Warblist Bliss in 25?
Or more misery?

JM said...

Poor Boone did not know
No snow days in his job
Just another slog

JM said...

Both Aaron and Pat
All-time Boones who tres suck
Can't manage, can't rock

Retired Stratman said...

Why not get Arraez?
Legit three-hundred hitter
No place for him here

AboveAverage said...

Trade Boone for a Sock
Maybe Cashman for a Rock
Beam me up Scotty

Pocono Steve said...

Can't have a Yanks team
without discouraging names
DJ, Cabrera.

Pocono Steve said...

Also Rougned Ver-
dugo-Falafel, Donald-
son, Bader, Rizzo

AboveAverage said...

Marcus Stroman trade?
Sounds really quite good to me
Make it happen, Cash

Carl J. Weitz said...

Because Arraez is at the bottom as a fielder.