It is high, it is far, it is... caught!: An Above Average Haiku Tuesday – Playing with DC, Edition

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Tuesday, August 26, 2025

An Above Average Haiku Tuesday – Playing with DC, Edition

Posted by AboveAverage at 12:06 PM

17 comments:

13bit said...: I am the walrus.
Sympathy for the Devil.
Who loves you, baby?; August 26, 2025 at 12:34 PM
JM said...: Boone loves you, baby
Really scary prospect
Fucked Yerry over; August 26, 2025 at 12:41 PM
JM said...: Cruz is here again
Yerry should be here too
Boone is an idjit; August 26, 2025 at 12:43 PM
AboveAverage said...: Doctor Lao was Wow
Pre-Jeannie Eden was there
Blink and you miss it; August 26, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Carl J. Weitz said...: AA...you are this blog's version of Terry Gilliam.; August 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
AboveAverage said...: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?; August 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
AboveAverage said...: The Yankees just released their 2026 schedule.

Nowhere during the first month of the season do they have a Fire Boone Promotion where the first 11 fans receive a seed spitting, bubble blowing, broken headed bobble head toy.

I'm very, very disappointed.; August 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
13bit said...: That Covid again
The twenty first century
Sucks gorilla balls.; August 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Publius said...: A lefty starting
So there's Volpe at shortstop
It will never end; August 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
AboveAverage said...: You have the C, B?
Hope it isn't a bad case.
Gorilla balls suck; August 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
13bit said...: Yes, got it. Getting teabagged now by King Kong. Nap time…; August 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: An African or European swallow?; August 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
AboveAverage said...: Thank you Rufus; August 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: I always try to look at the bright side of life.

🍸🌈🎉; August 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
TheWinWarblist said...: The Giancarlo
Comes prepared to hit every day
but he has no legs; August 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
TheWinWarblist said...: Was that in correct haiku form? You'd have to mispronounce Giancarlo to get 4 syllables out of it, I think?; August 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
TheWinWarblist said...: The big Giancarlo
Comes prepared to hit every day
but he has no legs

???; August 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM

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