Perhaps thought that grabbing one of Aaron Boone’s gum bubbles straight from the manager’s mouth would enable him to levitate, & float away from the Yankee hellscape - released, once & for all, from his misery.
Such a meaninglessly uncharacteristic game, I don't even know why I'm still watching it. Rodon goes 7. Volpe hits a 3-run HR and plays some serviceable SS. Goldschmidt hits a right-handed pitcher. Stanton goes 3-for-4. Etc. Etc. None of this is real.
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I'd rather watch Bananarama
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Just checked the score. Earl Weaver would be proud of the Yankees offense today.
I do like their "Cruel Summer."
The Twelfth of Never
Did anyone see that fan run onto the field?
Maybe he was trying to escape.
But - there is no escape
A real shame that the Yankees can’t play 162 games versus the Twins. I think it’s a rule…
Perhaps thought that grabbing one of Aaron Boone’s gum bubbles straight from the manager’s mouth would enable him to levitate, & float away from the Yankee hellscape - released, once & for all, from his misery.
Is Stanton a mirage
Such a meaninglessly uncharacteristic game, I don't even know why I'm still watching it. Rodon goes 7. Volpe hits a 3-run HR and plays some serviceable SS. Goldschmidt hits a right-handed pitcher. Stanton goes 3-for-4. Etc. Etc. None of this is real.
Don't get used to this. This is not real. This is the Twins.
Woo hoo.
Bananarama: Venus.
Don't fall for it, laddies. It's a glitch in the matrix. They want to suck you in so they can spit you out again.
Judging from today’s photo illustration- Rodon seems to be snow flaking the Yankees win today with his tongue
and no one should be fooled by today’s win
Shocking Blue was better.
Shocking Blue certainly had a better guitar solo.
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