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Wednesday, September 3, 2025

Welcome to YOUR MOM'S FAVORITE GAME THREAD !


 













what does this man see?

50 comments:

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Whatever he saw, it wasn't Colonel Hogan catching a quick feel of Helga. He saw NUH-thing!

Hinkey Haines said...

Roman Anthony out 4-6 weeks with an oblique strain.

AboveAverage said...

yep

Rufus T. Firefly said...

OK,

I admit, I can sometimes be stupid -- especially after martinis. But why is the asssstros midget not play second base now?

TheWinWarblist said...

It's very dark in Cashbrain's rectum. Could someone cram a flashlight up there?

TheWinWarblist said...

Good for Roman Anthony. A few more serious injuries and years of declining skills will prepare him to be a Yankee dumpster find.

TheWinWarblist said...

Just to be clear, because you lot are frequently inebriated, beating up last place teams doesn't count as a pennant run.

ranger_lp said...

https://x.com/mlbonfax/status/1963081334970302490?s=46&t=xakCsa-eOn5B-j0U_gWfOw

Hinkey Haines said...

I’m looking forward to when the Astros are a last place team. I hope that day comes soon. I hope it lasts a lot longer than a day, too.

Hinkey Haines said...

They better get at least a couple of runs here.

TheWinWarblist said...

Taylor Trammell? Criminy. I am old.

AboveAverage said...

I've only just been able to get fliashlight clean since someone use it the last time so hopefully one of you other fellas can, uh, like, you know . . . pick up the slack(s)

TheWinWarblist said...

Li'l Tony has the strikeout hat trick and it's only the 6th inning. He sucks so badly. How dare anyone have ever uttered his name and that of Derek Jeter in the same sentence. Volpe is the bizarro world Jeter: shitiest hitter in The Show.

Hinkey Haines said...

This inning is going into the toilet very quickly.

HoraceClarke66 said...

So guys, re The Mick: OF COURSE he didn't always try to hit a home run. Hence his many bunt hits. Hell, in the same game when he hit his supposedly longest home run ever...he had a bunt hit...

HoraceClarke66 said...

...Let's break down the stats in this damned lie. Starting with: The Yankees win 70 percent of the time when they hit 2 or more home runs. Wow, sounds like something of relevance, right? But how many of those games are against awful, bottom-level teams?

So what they're really saying here is, "Yanks don't hit 2 or more home runs against good pitchers on good teams." Oh.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Also...The Mick was 1st in all-time strikeouts when he retired. Now he's 43rd, and dropping every year. Same thing with the Babe: first in 1935...153rd and counting in 2025.

AboveAverage said...

Hit him

Rufus T. Firefly said...

When the Yankees score 10+ runs, their record is very good.

Can I be an ANAList now?

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Bonehead wants to lose this game.

TheWinWarblist said...

Bonehead knows no other way ...

TheWinWarblist said...

This is going just as we have come to expect. It's comforting in a way.

ranger_lp said...

Not winning in the playoffs like this…

TheWinWarblist said...

THERE IT IS!! TAYLOR TRAMMELL!!!

TheWinWarblist said...

THAT'S THE TICKET!! BRING IN DOVAL!! GET EJECTED!!

BTR999 said...
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Hinkey Haines said...

From the toilet to the sewers.

BTR999 said...

Familiar and comfortable, like an old pair of slippers

TheWinWarblist said...

The warmth of amateurish incompetence enfolds us all.

BTR999 said...

He changed positions in Spring Training

Hinkey Haines said...

I’m done. What a clown show.

ranger_lp said...

This is all on Ca$hman for putting this roster together…

AboveAverage said...

OK - these of MY Yankees

BTR999 said...

Another bullpen collapse

Doug K. said...

This is on Boone. When they were up 4-1 he should have taken Stanton out of LF. All their problems stemmed from that. Also Doval should NEVER pitch for the Yankees again. EVER.

Doug K. said...

Ranger - and Cashman of course

13bit said...

I love you all.

BTR999 said...

Volpe so good they’re PH for him

BTR999 said...

Didn’t help

Doug K. said...

Also the umps who frankly makes me thing the game is fixes because they suck massively.

Doug K. said...

think and fixed (sorry)

BTR999 said...

Of course; he’s on my fantasy team

ranger_lp said...

Belly making it close…

Hinkey Haines said...

Umpire was so effing bad.

TheWinWarblist said...

Magnificent! Stunning! A tour de force! A must see!

TheWinWarblist said...

Hinkey, the Yankees were badder.

AboveAverage said...

They are ALLon Boone - thank you very much

BTR999 said...

ASZ now. Don’t wait for next year. Pitch Framing (Bitch Framing) should be against the rules.

Hinkey Haines said...

Aye, Winnie, & Boone was worse. Never should’ve tried to get another inning out of Warren. That’s what started things. And if Chisholm doesn’t matador that one-hopper, maybe things stay under control. And it’s a pennant race. You don’t leave Stanton out there in the later innings even if he’s due to hit if you’re leading.

AboveAverage said...

We will never

So long as Boone

Manages the

Leather