I've only just been able to get fliashlight clean since someone use it the last time so hopefully one of you other fellas can, uh, like, you know . . . pick up the slack(s)
Li'l Tony has the strikeout hat trick and it's only the 6th inning. He sucks so badly. How dare anyone have ever uttered his name and that of Derek Jeter in the same sentence. Volpe is the bizarro world Jeter: shitiest hitter in The Show.
So guys, re The Mick: OF COURSE he didn't always try to hit a home run. Hence his many bunt hits. Hell, in the same game when he hit his supposedly longest home run ever...he had a bunt hit...
...Let's break down the stats in this damned lie. Starting with: The Yankees win 70 percent of the time when they hit 2 or more home runs. Wow, sounds like something of relevance, right? But how many of those games are against awful, bottom-level teams?
So what they're really saying here is, "Yanks don't hit 2 or more home runs against good pitchers on good teams." Oh.
Also...The Mick was 1st in all-time strikeouts when he retired. Now he's 43rd, and dropping every year. Same thing with the Babe: first in 1935...153rd and counting in 2025.
This is on Boone. When they were up 4-1 he should have taken Stanton out of LF. All their problems stemmed from that. Also Doval should NEVER pitch for the Yankees again. EVER.
Aye, Winnie, & Boone was worse. Never should’ve tried to get another inning out of Warren. That’s what started things. And if Chisholm doesn’t matador that one-hopper, maybe things stay under control. And it’s a pennant race. You don’t leave Stanton out there in the later innings even if he’s due to hit if you’re leading.
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Whatever he saw, it wasn't Colonel Hogan catching a quick feel of Helga. He saw NUH-thing!
Roman Anthony out 4-6 weeks with an oblique strain.
yep
OK,
I admit, I can sometimes be stupid -- especially after martinis. But why is the asssstros midget not play second base now?
It's very dark in Cashbrain's rectum. Could someone cram a flashlight up there?
Good for Roman Anthony. A few more serious injuries and years of declining skills will prepare him to be a Yankee dumpster find.
Just to be clear, because you lot are frequently inebriated, beating up last place teams doesn't count as a pennant run.
https://x.com/mlbonfax/status/1963081334970302490?s=46&t=xakCsa-eOn5B-j0U_gWfOw
I’m looking forward to when the Astros are a last place team. I hope that day comes soon. I hope it lasts a lot longer than a day, too.
They better get at least a couple of runs here.
Taylor Trammell? Criminy. I am old.
I've only just been able to get fliashlight clean since someone use it the last time so hopefully one of you other fellas can, uh, like, you know . . . pick up the slack(s)
Li'l Tony has the strikeout hat trick and it's only the 6th inning. He sucks so badly. How dare anyone have ever uttered his name and that of Derek Jeter in the same sentence. Volpe is the bizarro world Jeter: shitiest hitter in The Show.
This inning is going into the toilet very quickly.
So guys, re The Mick: OF COURSE he didn't always try to hit a home run. Hence his many bunt hits. Hell, in the same game when he hit his supposedly longest home run ever...he had a bunt hit...
...Let's break down the stats in this damned lie. Starting with: The Yankees win 70 percent of the time when they hit 2 or more home runs. Wow, sounds like something of relevance, right? But how many of those games are against awful, bottom-level teams?
So what they're really saying here is, "Yanks don't hit 2 or more home runs against good pitchers on good teams." Oh.
Also...The Mick was 1st in all-time strikeouts when he retired. Now he's 43rd, and dropping every year. Same thing with the Babe: first in 1935...153rd and counting in 2025.
Hit him
When the Yankees score 10+ runs, their record is very good.
Can I be an ANAList now?
Bonehead wants to lose this game.
Bonehead knows no other way ...
This is going just as we have come to expect. It's comforting in a way.
Not winning in the playoffs like this…
THERE IT IS!! TAYLOR TRAMMELL!!!
THAT'S THE TICKET!! BRING IN DOVAL!! GET EJECTED!!
From the toilet to the sewers.
Familiar and comfortable, like an old pair of slippers
The warmth of amateurish incompetence enfolds us all.
He changed positions in Spring Training
I’m done. What a clown show.
This is all on Ca$hman for putting this roster together…
OK - these of MY Yankees
Another bullpen collapse
This is on Boone. When they were up 4-1 he should have taken Stanton out of LF. All their problems stemmed from that. Also Doval should NEVER pitch for the Yankees again. EVER.
Ranger - and Cashman of course
I love you all.
Volpe so good they’re PH for him
Didn’t help
Also the umps who frankly makes me thing the game is fixes because they suck massively.
think and fixed (sorry)
Of course; he’s on my fantasy team
Belly making it close…
Umpire was so effing bad.
Magnificent! Stunning! A tour de force! A must see!
Hinkey, the Yankees were badder.
They are ALLon Boone - thank you very much
ASZ now. Don’t wait for next year. Pitch Framing (Bitch Framing) should be against the rules.
Aye, Winnie, & Boone was worse. Never should’ve tried to get another inning out of Warren. That’s what started things. And if Chisholm doesn’t matador that one-hopper, maybe things stay under control. And it’s a pennant race. You don’t leave Stanton out there in the later innings even if he’s due to hit if you’re leading.
We will never
So long as Boone
Manages the
Leather
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