It is high, it is far, it is... caught!: An Above Average Special Edition Post–Season–World Series–Limeric-Ku Tuesday Thingy

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Tuesday, October 28, 2025

An Above Average Special Edition Post–Season–World Series–Limeric-Ku Tuesday Thingy

Posted by AboveAverage at 12:46 PM

There once was a, uh

Like, you know, oh, well FØCK IT!

Nothing to see there

So lets, uh, be of good cheer

And Pray for . . . Next Year

15 comments:

13bit said...: That’s a damn fine haiku you got there, AA. All correct and clean and shiny. It would be a shame if something happened to that haiku, now, wouldn’t it?; October 28, 2025 at 12:58 PM
13bit said...: A little haiku
Name of Sandy. Sat in the
Shade and ate candy…; October 28, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Doug K. said...: I won’t write Haikus
Iambic pentameter
Will be my new jam.

--

If time upon itself, at will, would bend
Baby Hitler would be first dead, but then
Intern Cashman is next. Gets axed by George.
Swindal, penis, put aside, takes charge not Hal.
Sailors, nurses still kiss. Times Square. Yanks win!; October 28, 2025 at 1:54 PM
AboveAverage said...: Aaron Boone
Aaron Boone
Aaron Boone

Da Dumb
Da Dumb
Da Bum
De Dumb; October 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Doug K. said...: That works too!; October 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
13bit said...: AWESOME, DOUG!; October 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
HoraceClarke66 said...: Had to miss last night's game. And have seen damned little of the Series. I do admire how Los Angeles is going for it, but I cannot root for the Dodgers. (Too soon.)

IS Ohtani better than Judge? Certainly in this postseason. But he's basically a DH who sometimes pitches (39 wins in 8 seasons).

Give Judge somebody like Freeman, and we'll see. Unfortunately...we'll never see.; October 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
AboveAverage said...: If thy eyes offend thee . . . see an optometrist immediately !; October 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
13bit said...: There once was a man
Named Ohtani. He married
A boy named Bonnie.

okay, so I'm 5 years old. so sue me...; October 28, 2025 at 6:43 PM
AboveAverage said...: My attorney said that I should never sue anyone under seven years of age, so Bitty . . . you are off the hook . . .; October 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
HoraceClarke66 said...: Oh, dear, the Dodgers lost, what a shame.; October 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
AboveAverage said...: I ran out of tissues ….; October 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Doug K. said...: 13 Thank you. First time trying to write one.; October 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
13bit said...: OH CANADA!!!!!; October 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
AboveAverage said...: Dry . . .; October 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM

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