Friday, November 28, 2025

Black Friday Special

Thanksgiving is over and it's time to Deck Mel Hall with boughs of holly because it's Hal Steinbrenner's favorite season. No, not the off-season and certainly not the baseball season. Those two cost too much money...  

It's shopping season, and AA and I are kicking it off with a Black Friday Special... 

The CASHmere Sweater

 


Keeping warm during the off-season requires more than a hot stove.

 

Show your fealty to the New York Yankees with this this unisex turtleneck CASHmere sweater, named for 2025 General Manager of the Year Candidate Brian Cashman. 

 

While the playoffs may be a crapshoot there is nothing crappy about this GOAT soft yarn sweater complete with a felt New York Yankees logo patch.

 

Expertly assembled, the CASHmere sweater provides a luxury experience mirroring the team and the man it honors.  

 

·         The Elite Large Pal-Hole™ with ribbed stitching, located at the top of the sweater, is both a tribute to the Yankee infield and offers a perfect way to pull the sweater over your head.

 

·         The Ralph Lauren inspired rib design at the sleeves and neck is an homage to past championships and is stitched together using remnants of older “classic” fabrics hand selected by Mr. Cashman himself.  

 

·         Your purchase Includes a state-of-the-art analytics “How To” guide telling you what days to wear the sweater regardless of the actual temperature.

 

$495 (Pinstriped pants not included.)


Disclosure:

 

Sweater may unravel at inopportune times. Avoid wearing in the month of October. Money from the purchase of the CASHmere sweater will not be used toward operating expenses or appear in any way on the New York Yankees profit/loss statement.

 

2 comments:

BTR999 said...

Thanks for the laugh, Doug!

Doug K. said...

AA came up with it. I just did the copy.