I could have talked with him. I might have been able to straighten things out. A piece of my mind...
But I did nothing. NOTHING.
New York Yankees manager Aaron Boone was in attendance for Syracuse’s football game against North Carolina on Friday night in the JMA Wireless Dome. Boone was spotted after dining at a steakhouse in downtown Syracuse earlier in the week. Boone, who slipped on a Tar Heels hat while taking in the game from a lower-level end zone seat, has been popping up at North Carolina football games throughout the fall.
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but, but, but, but, but . . . he may still be in town. you may still have an opportunity here, Herr Duque. dispatch the drones, call in favors with your local sleuth buddies. stake out areas in town where double bubble and SEEDS are sold. studying that photo there's evidence that he wears glasses in public, drinks red wine and tall glasses of ice water. it also appears that he may have difficulty moving his arms for they have been pre-positioned for him on the tabletop, hands ready for the insertion of a knife and a fork . . .
Had you known of his itinerary, you could have slipped something into his food. Ex-Lax or a shot of Drano, perhaps.
It was all right there in front of you, duque.
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