Monday, November 24, 2025

While the Yankees prepare their turkeys, let us praise the greatest losers of all - the Jersey Giants

Yesterday, for the fifth time this year, the NY Footfall Giants took a solid lead into a game's fourth quarter - and somehow managed to lose. 

It was magical, Shakespearian, a masterpiece performance in the art of chokery. Few teams in any sport can match such ignominy. With a 2-10 record, and six straight losses, they have kept pace with the 1-10 Tennessee Titans in the race for the NFL's top draft pick - a chase that Giant fans know won't matter, anyway: They will just draft a bum.

For one queasy moment, I'd like to digress from this blog's central mission: Condemning the Yankees for the betrayal of their legacy. The Giants must be appreciated. For three years now, they've been effectively eliminated by mid-October - even before the Yankees could clock out in the playoffs. That's quality tanking!

Long ago, when I was an impressionable sprout - rooting for Mickey, Whitey and Yogi - I assumed that the Giants - with Andy Robustelli, Sam Huff and Y.A. Tittle - were the Yankees of the NFL. They would always win. When head coach Jim Lee Howell retired, the Giants had a chance to replace him with Tom Landry, the defensive coordinator, or Vince Lombardi, the offensive line coach. Instead, they chose the team clipboard, Allie Sherman. The rest is history, or maybe Drunk History. 

Nearly 70 years later, I believe all NY sports teams are jinxed, due to the massive sociological, financial and sexual distractions posed by Gotham - and the old-money, white-bread, nepo-baby owners, who care more about horses, Gatsby parties and the Westminster Kennel Club. In the Big Apple, sport teams are doomed. 

And yesterday... what a loss! With seconds on the clock and a three-point lead, and a chance to kick an easy field goal, the Giants opted to go for it on 4th down. They failed, of course. The Lions ran down the field and kicked a 59-yard field goal, sending the game into overtime, where they quickly won. Damn. It was magnificent. 

Today, some fans are second-guessing the Giants' decision to forego the field goal. Not me. If the Giants had a six-point lead, Detroit would have simply scored a TD and won anyway. The Giants were going to lose. Everybody knew it. They are football's version of the Yankees - or maybe the Washington Generals. 

Over Thanksgiving, the Giants will prepare for next week's loss. Unfortunately, their last four games include tomato cans: Washington, Minnesota, Vegas and the Cowboys - who will certainly lay down. The Giants likely will end up choosing fifth in a class of four consensus picks.

Damn, though, they are the true worst. They are incredible!

12 comments:

JM said...

Have faith, Duque. They may be tomato cans, but they'll play the Giants. Time for each of them to chalk up a meaningless win.

The Giants know how to lose. (Side note, why does the defensive coordinator still have a job?) And they prove it every weekend.

I do like these young QBs, though.

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BTR999 said...

I love the Giants as I love the Yankees. The difference is that Steinly Jr’s Yankees are strictly a business. They are content with second place, spending just enough to make the playoffs, and sure to paper it over by having the same predictable mediocrities run the operation year after year after. I believe John Mara does have a passion for winning, but his worldview of the NFL is stuck in the past; and like Steinbrenner, his org is run by people he’s comfortable with (in his case family members and aging cronies) who are not up to the task. No worries, their schedule should yield about 3 more wins, just enough to damage their overall viability in the draft.

For the Yankees, Steinsucker is already crying poverty, no doubt sensing that the upcoming work stoppage in ‘27 will hamper the revenue flow. A depressing state of affairs, but at least we’re well used to it by this point.

JM said...

Oh, here's another good reason to find a catcher who can hit:

Posting under the handle ExYank54 on X, Ausanio wrote “I could be wrong but I really think Wells is tipping pitches.”

He followed that with more detail. “On the change up his head moves down prior to the pitch and then see on the fastball he stays tall.”

JM said...

Supposedly it's something fans wouldn't pick up on even if they knew, but major leaguers would.

JM said...

Oh, and Volpe sucks. Cashman is an idiot.

BTR999 said...

Bowen was fired first thing this morning..

edb said...

Sorry, the Jets wear that mantle.

AboveAverage said...

What about poor, poor Aaron Boone, JM ?

Doug K. said...

That never would have occured to me. The catcher is tipping pitches! Now that someone said it makes a lot of sense or at a minimum is certainly in the realm of possibility. Damn.

Doug K. said...

It's odd how being a sports fan works.

When the Yankees lose, in the playoffs mind you, I am furious. When the Giants lose, and I am just as big a fan of theirs as I am of the Yankees (although I like baseball better), I laugh.

I guess it comes down to expectation. The Yankees should be champions and when they are not it pisses me off because the reasons why are both obvious and fixable.

The Giants are terrible and have been terrible for so long that I'm just happy for them when ANYTHING goes right, secure in the knowledge that they will lose anyway so there's nothing to get upset or disappointed about.

Yesterday I texted a friend after the Giants scored on the opening drive again and said we should turn the TV off now and start our week on a good note. He said we have until the 4th quarter. Yeah.

Doug K. said...

El Duque -

Yes the Giants letting Allie Sherman be the HC over Landry or Lombardi has to be one of the dumbest decisions in the history of front offices.

But whoever was running the team then wasn't done being incompetent.

The first draft five picks for the 1965 Giants

Tucker Fredrickson RB (Selected #1 overall. )
Chuck Mercein RB
Bob Timberlake K/QB
Henry Carr RB
Frank Lambert Punter

So three running backs a kicker and a punter in the first five rounds. Yikes.

BTW the #3 pick was a guy names Dick Butkus but maybe the Giants really needed a RB... #4 Gayle Sayers might have been a better choice.