It is high, it is far, it is... caught!: Hal is a Genius – Hal is a Genius

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Monday, April 27, 2026

Hal is a Genius – Hal is a Genius – Hal is a . . . . . .

Posted by AboveAverage at 8:00 PM

game thread

18 comments:

Pocono Steve said...: I hate this stadium. That is all.; April 27, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Pocono Steve said...: I hate whatever the hell that is behind home plate. And I hate how plays have to be watched from what seems like a mile above. That is also all.; April 27, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Pocono Steve said...: Nice, Rice!; April 27, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Pocono Steve said...: Judge; April 27, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Pocono Steve said...: Jizz shoots one into the Chasm!; April 27, 2026 at 9:01 PM
ranger_lp said...: Jazz?; April 27, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Hinkey Haines said...: Survived a Doval inning.; April 27, 2026 at 10:23 PM
BTR999 said...: Yanks giving TX extra outs in the ninth.; April 27, 2026 at 10:54 PM
BTR999 said...: He’s awful, isn’t he?; April 27, 2026 at 10:55 PM
ranger_lp said...: Never easy with this guy…; April 27, 2026 at 10:57 PM
ranger_lp said...: Yankees Win!!!; April 27, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Scottish Yankee fan said...: Woo and indeed hoo

3.58am I'm away to bed

I'm now 11-8 in complete games I have watched this season; April 27, 2026 at 10:59 PM
BTR999 said...: Finally; April 27, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Doctor T said...: I want to believe. I wish I could believe. But this feels every other year for that past 17 years. I'm being gamed. Set up. Baited into believing. Only to be betrayed in the end.

I feel like a Cubs fan. Or, God help me, a Red Sox fan.

Sorry Hal. I'm not buying a new Yankee hat or any other Yankee gear until you actually add another WS flag to the stadium. Go tell Randy Levine & Lonn Trost the bad news. They need to sell their Kalshi and Polymarket contracts short.; April 27, 2026 at 11:17 PM
JM said...: I am very impressed, SYF. Here in Germania, I would have had to stay up until 4:58 with the time difference, but I would never, ever have made it to 3:58, either. Or 2:58. Or probably 1:58.

Nothing is better than watching a game live, but mlb.com has a "Condensed Game" that's pretty good. I just watched last night's contest in 15 minutes. Pretty satisfying. Better than a Reader's Digest condensed book.; April 28, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Scottish Yankee fan said...: Thanks I don't know how I manage it I'm at work now and am.knackered and it isn't lunchtime

Nothing beats watching a full game for me and I have some scorecards printed out and am going to try and score the game but bit intimidating getting it right but the commentators hopefully will tell me what to put down for those scoring at home

Hope you and your good lady are happy and healthy I know you have had health problems; April 28, 2026 at 4:46 AM
edb said...: Above Average. Cashman is the Genius. Hal is the Cheapskate!; April 28, 2026 at 11:00 AM
TheWinWarblist said...: Fuck HAL.; April 29, 2026 at 11:56 AM