Sunday, July 5, 2026

As the Yankees continue to fall apart - Today's game features RYAN √s WEATHERS. Imagine that!



 You can almost smell his, uh . . . like, uhm - you know . . .
wheels spinning

35 comments:

ranger_lp said...

There goes your no hitter…

JM said...

Ball hit Schuemann in a tough spot. Middle of his glove.

AboveAverage said...

Hate when THAT happens

🫥

JM said...

Didn't someone say Caballero was now ensconced as our starting shortstop?

Osaka dismantled Sabalenka a little while ago. Impressive.

JM said...

Oh ffs...Jazz, lunkhead.

BTR999 said...

I’m too lazy to jump through hoops to watch the shitty brand of baseball this team displays on a daily basis. I trust the commentariat here will provide the necessary critique.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

A little league game broke out during the Yankees game.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Feel the same way, 999. And hey, soccer's on soon! (Never thought I'd write those words.)

ranger_lp said...

If there is any consolation…your MINY MLC team is in first place…

JM said...

Minnie who?

You know, Blackburn is pretty good.

JM said...

Got a ground ball. Where Volpe wasn't positioned.

JM said...

Boone throws in the towel, brings in Doval. Again.

Is he tired from sucking so many times recently?

JM said...

Isn't he

ranger_lp said...

Mumbai Indians NY

These Peacock announcers are as dreadful as the Yankees…

The Commentator Formerly Known As TheWinWarblist said...

Things are going swimmingly, I see.

ranger_lp said...

MATT BLAKE CAN’T SAVE DOVAL…

The Commentator Formerly Known As TheWinWarblist said...

I feel I need a change. I feel like a blessed egg of possibility, a chyrsalis of unfurled wonderment. Ooh ooh! What lies ahead!? In the future I would like to be known as 'The Commentator Formerly Known as The WinWarblist."

AboveAverage said...

Change will set you free

ranger_lp said...

If that is your preferred pronoun it will take me a full day to type it…

The Commentator Formerly Known As TheWinWarblist said...

VolpeE6 should be positioned somewhere in Somerset or Hudson Valley.

Doug K. said...

'The Commentator Formerly Known as The WinWarblist." -

Not Hudson Valley! Then you would still have to see him.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Visalia:
https://www.baseball-reference.com/register/team.cgi?id=5127ffd2

AboveAverage said...

This 2026 season will only become more interesting once “our” team falls under .500. And look at that - Jazz just hurt himself again. Does anybody think he’s going to miss more than a game this time ?

Rufus T. Firefly said...

The Yankees crack medical team can turn a day to day injury into a 60 day DL stint.

AboveAverage said...

But Rufus, Jazz has come back a day after of taking a missile off of his Chisholms, and last week's collision with the Martian.

(WE INTERRUPT THIS COMMENT WITH THE FOLLOWING COMMENT - THE YANKEES LOSE)

So who knows.

The Commentator Formerly Known As TheWinWarblist said...

Keefe is going to be volcanicly angry.

The Commentator Formerly Known As TheWinWarblist said...

That's looking mighty good!

Rufus T. Firefly said...

As he should be.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

And I would that I hope you settle the beef with the warriors and the Yankees actually start WINNING FUCKING GAMES, so that you can again use your proper name.

Side note: saw Prince after he got his name back. One of the best concerts I have ever seen.

AboveAverage said...

Jazz Toe
Jazz Toe
Jazz Toe
Jazz Toe

ranger_lp said...

Aaron Boone on Camilo Doval:

"I know nobody likes hearing it, but he's been throwing the ball really well"

ranger_lp said...

https://x.com/talkinyanks/status/2073935090703278216?s=46&t=xakCsa-eOn5B-j0U_gWfOw

BTR999 said...

He should’ve been pelted with every projectile the assemblage had after that statement.

13bit said...

Elephant balls

edb said...

Who is that stud in the photo?