Oh My Gawd – Whatever could THIS BE • • • ?

A) Revolutionary New Medical Imaging of Bellinger's Hamstring Injury 

B) A Yankee Branded Chicken Leg marinating in Cornell BBQ marinade 

C) Prototype for a new, 2027 post-lock out NY Yankees Mascot 

D) Hal Steinbrenner's Dorian Gray Portrait

E) Revolutionary New Medical Imaging of Juan Soto's Calf Strain

WHAT DO YOU THINK IT, UH, LIKE YOU KNOW . . . IS ?