And who the fuck is Schreiber?

 

I went to bed and we were up 4-1. I awake to the taste of pineapple, and not in my mouth.

Boone is saving guys for the three-game battle agains the Red Sox. He's been doing it for a while now, sneakily, so we didn't notice.

He had no intention to make a run at the Rays. And if we finish third behind Boston, well, who cares? Still the same playoff.

When we play Boston, he'll be saving guys for the Divisional Series against one of the .500 teams from the Central or West. Of course, they won't be very good, so he'll be saving guys for the big League Championship against Tampa. At which time, he'll be resting some of out best players and bullpen arms for the Dodgers.

We'll never get past Boston.