Bring Back Joey G!

Let's face it; these guys are going nowhere. C-Money can work all his magic but it's so unlikely this team is going to even make the wild card that it's time to look ahead. Or back.

Boonie is a nice guy and he "has the players' backs." Lovely.

I'm sitting here watching this Phillies blowout, listening to the Giant Head banter with Girardi and Joey is showing off his intimate knowledge of all the players, referring to them by their first names and everything. What a treasure trove of knowledge! A vast repository of effluvia and ephemera the likes of which we haven't heard or seen since, oh 2009-ish?

So let's give Boonie a salami sandwich, drop him off at the Port Authority, put him on the bus to Cincy and bring back Joey G! It can't be any worse that what we have right now.

(Or is it too late to tell Donnie Baseball that all is forgiven?)

Or Shelley Duncan. Or Sandy Duncan. Or Duncan Hines. Or Gregory Hines. Brad Azimuth?

 

L'Chaim!

 Trash C-Money all you like, but this small-market GM seems to be on a much hotter seat right now.

Aaron Boone's squeaky voice is killing us

He's a good looking guy with a smokin'-hot wife. He had a historic walk-off home run against the hated redsocks. But how can anyone listen to that squeaky, nasally, annoying voice of his and take him seriously? (Spoiler: they can't. They don't.)

It's time to rethink this new age experiment and get back to basics. 

He's probably spending time with his kids Guido, Fabian, Amarosa, Vinny and Santaluces but give the guy a call. Tell him it was a mistake, a joke, a stunt, whatever. We need Joe Girardi back in the Bronx. Enough of the sucking! Enough of the errors! 

We need the one man who can whip these guys into shape. Send the adenoidal pretty boy back to the booth! 

Joey G, call your office and please forgive C-Money and the S-Boys for their horrendous error.

Goose on the Loose

Spring is coming, so esteemed Yankee great Goose "Rich" Gossage is shooting from the lip again. This time, he's taking a shot at the team's great GM, C-Money himself.

"With power ... you turn into a f--king a--hole. Is that it?"

"If he had any balls, he'd do what he wants to do," Gossage said of Yankees General Manager Brian Cashman. "He doesn't think he needs any baseball people around. Maybe he's right. The way the game is being run today, maybe you don't."

"He would've been gone 10 years ago if George was still around," Gossage said. "He'd have been gone when he jumped out of that f--king airplane. Do you think he’s a good f--king baseball guy, really? He doesn’t believe in f--king coaching."

In 2017, Gossage ripped legendary Yankees closer Mariano Rivera and their current closer, Aroldis Chapman, for being one-inning pitchers, in an interview with NJ Advance Media's Randy Miller.

"It's totally different, so don't even compare me here," Gossage said. "Chapman's great. [Rivera] was great ... for one inning."

We love the Goose and don't completely disagree with him but it is what it is, as a wise man once said. And Cash is king.