The Red Sox are Absolutely Doomed

Brian Cashman's greatest off-season move might be this: somehow arranging the introduction of Botox Red Sox pitcher Clay Buchholz ... pictured here:



to Penthouse Pet of the Year, Erica Ellyson, pictured here:


Not only does this confirm that America is a great country -- where a guy looking like that can match wits with a woman who knows how to buckle garters or whatever they're called -- but this has all the makings of Tony Romo-Jessica Simpson, aka Yoko Romo.

Oh, boy. This. Is. Gonna. Be. Great.