This Is Why We're A John Sterling Blog

According to New York Magazine's Sports Section, Michael NO IT'S TOO UGLY LET THEM TELL IT:

Ms. Waldman's Dream Date

If you're not listening to the Yankee games on the radio, you're missing a real treat.

Last season, I started watching the TV feed, but bailed after a few games of Michael "If You See" Kay (a/k/a The Giant Head), along with the barely comprehensible Paul O'Neill and the rest... Coney, Flash, Leiter. The only pro in the bunch was Ken Singleton (and his hot wife).

But on the radio side, we've got our heroes, John and his Compañera.

Every game is a trip.

Even when the Yanks are sucking, John's keen insights and Suzyn's pungent and unique observations keep it interesting. And when the Yanks are winning, they can still throw in enough effluvia and ephemera to keep things rockin'. Like John's puddle, which we've covered previously.

Tonight, John mentioned a favorite old TV show, Highway Patrol, and Ms. Waldman revealed a life-long crush on its star, Broderick Crawford (below).


There are just a few games left. The Yanks may have clinched a playoff berth, but thanks to our Pair Extraordinaire, every game still counts!

Giant Head

She-Fan was right.



And he apparently doesn't have a neck, either.

Giant Head Attacks She-Fan!

According to reliable reports, the Giant Head (formerly known as Michael "If You See" Kay) launched a vicious verbal assault yesterday on She-Fan, beloved goddess of the Yankee blogiverse.

Giant Head ought to stfu... or at least limit his inconsequential blather to the usual butt-sucking, second guessing and mindless bloviation.

She-Fan is off limits, Giant Head. Mess with her, deal with us.

Giant Head Threatens NYC Landmark!

Never mind. It's only Michael "If You See" Kay, loudmouth quasi-crypto-broadcaster.

But we're not the only ones to notice that the giant head is empty.

ATT. HANK: Why isn't John doing TV?

Our hero ought to be doing the YES broadcasts.

Let's assess the current crew: MIchael ("If You See") Kay is a trouble-maker with a big mouth and should be announcing Blue Light specials at Kay-Mart (get it?); Paulie ought to be the guest of honor at baseball card shows (or open up a restaurant with his sister); Flaherty is too intelligent; and we're thrilled to have Murcer back.

It's time to bring Sterling up to the Bigs! He's ready. And he can take Suzyn with him, too. No problem. Let's do it!

Welcome back, Bobby Murcer!

Great to have Bobby back in the broadcast booth, though let's watch out for roid rage.

Now, can we send Michael ("If You See") Kay back to doing Bowling For Dollars on that Poughkeepsie UHF station? Please??