"It is better to be an alcoholic than a Yankee fan." -- Alphonso • "Maybe the Yankees can 'buy' new fans. I'm sure ready to sell." -- El Duque
Yankee Game One hero Ross Ohlendorf has joined the Peoria Whateverthefucktheycallthemseves of the Arizona Fall Instructional League.Yesterday, he pitched a 1-2-3 inning.Isn't it great to have good news for a change?
And that will be the last 1-2-3 inning he pitches as a Yankee.Only if he were a lefty, would he have a chance at a ML career.In two years, therefore, I predict that Ross will be teaching Anthropology at Princeton and having " inappropriate contact " with numerous co-eds.-Fonzy
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