Saturday, October 6, 2007

News of the World

CLEVELAND JUBILANT OVER BUG VICTORY
Tourism industry expects big bonanza

CHINA FACES NEW RECALL
Chien-Ming Wang sent home; no lead in sinker

A-ROD'S WIFE EXPECTING BABY
If girl, to be named April, May or June

WHITE HOUSE ASSAILED OVER SECRET TORTURE RULINGS
Lawyers approved use of Ross Ohlendorf

LARRY CRAIG VOWS NOT TO LEAVE SENATE
Said to be latest "stall" tactic

DUELING SIGNS OF APOCALYPSE SEEN
Yanks' leviathon unhinged by Indians locusts

LINDSAY LOHAN LEAVING REHAB
Leaves opening for Joe Torre

REDSOCKS, INDIANS, IN COMMAND
Iraq War ending, U.S. economy looks strong

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

El Duque,

I have to say, this is a brilliant headline capsule of the important news. If they are reading this in Iran, there will be no war.

I will read this over and over as the Yankees take first pitch fastballs down the middle, waiting to flail at sliders about 2 inches above the dirt and 6 inches wide of home plate,

It does create mirth, laughter and smiles.

More than can be said about the striped felons on the field.

Fonzy the bitter.