Friday, October 26, 2007

Rudy Giuliani

Rudy Guiliani, stand-up guy!
Starin' down terror, do or die!
Looking for a leader? He’s your man!
Rudy Giuliani... Redsock fan.

Rudy Giuliani, say no more!
Solid as a rock in the terror war!
Anybody else – an also-ran!
Rudy Giuliani... Redsock fan.

Rudy Giuliani, take no crap!
Standing tall in his Redsock cap!
Staying strong, thick and thin!
Rudy Giuliani... GO SOCKS, WIN!

6 comments:

Superfrankenstein said...

Rudy Giuliani? Or Rudy Betray-Us?

el duque said...

I'd hate to think of him as President, if it looked like al Qaeda was on the verge of winning a ring.

Anonymous said...

Rudy has already bet the Rockies a pot of lobsters vs their famous oysters on the outcome. Of, course, as a crafty politician, he made the bet after last night's game.

If Al Qaeda ( San Diego Padres, right?) gets close to a ring, Rudy will offer our Nuke plant on the Hudson for a cave.

Was that Rudy in drag yesterday, being hugged by Bush in the California ruins?

By the way, which religion is he sucking up to these days?

- Cardinal Long Duc Dong

Anonymous said...

You know the next step ... he'll be saying what a great guy George Mitchell is. You know, to show his bi-partisanship.

Rudi sold us out.

Rudy Betray-Us indeed.


- BernBabyBern

Rockin' Rich said...

Don't forget that he's a great father, too. And a terrific husband.

Rockin' Rich said...

FAITHFUL husband, I meant. Yeah!

And a great leader...