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Saturday, October 13, 2007

BREAKING BREAKING BREAKING

SUTTLE GETS A HIT.

One for four with a double yesterday.

Average on the season: .040.

He's on the board.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I once had a 4-4 day at the plate and, when my time came to bat again in the 9th, I claimed that I had pulled a quad muscle and went home.

You think I'm going to put a perfect day at risk?

I think our man Suttle should do the same. A .400 average in Hawaii? Too much.

Wait: .400 or .040?

It must be typo. In any case, this is our replacement for Arod.

He'll hit .400 during the season and .040 in the playoffs.

I hope he is a golden glove.

- Chief Hawaiian Scout : Pala Alamenturaamydgula