Hot Scoop: From today's Daily News
Shelley Duncan has arm problem
Shelley Duncan, the Yankees' hard-hitting rookie, was hospitalized last week with an unknown arm ailment... "It's nothing serious," the source said. "Everything is going to be fine."
Keeping with the tone of this highly focused report, here are some possible diagnoses.
Restless Arm Syndrome
Cancer of the Arm
Arm lice
Bicepalitis
Pink Arm
Lymb Disease
Wrist Nile Virus
And if it proves fatal... Shelley Duncan Disease.
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
What is Shelley Duncan's "arm problem?"
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4 comments:
Infected prison tats. That's my guess, homey!
Oh the irony if it turns out to be a fractured humerus.
Jerker's Cramp.
He was shooting up with Bonds and didn't know his ass from his elbow....
It coulda happened!
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