Britney is in a mental hospital, strapped to a gurney, shrieking into the ceiling, while LAPD convoys debrief, and earnest paparazzi contemplate God.
She's going to be there a long time.
Let's hope she meets somebody who saves her life.
"Koufax looks down! He's looking... AT THE GREAT... MICKEY MANTLE! NOW... HERE COMES THE PITCH... MANTLE SWINGS... IT'S... A FUCKING HOME RUN!"
By the way: Thank God Derek Jeter never went there.
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Good point about Jeter and Britney. Amazing it didn't happen. Remember way back when Tom Brady dated Tara Reid. Do you remember that? I bet he wishes you don't.
Tara Reid is a 21st-Century Dana Plato.
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