One year ago today: "I'll be talking to y'all soon."

"Well, they came and got me out of Texas, and I can tell you it's a privilege to be back."

Roger, Roger, Roger... what happened?

It's been all downhill from there.

The losses.

The accusations.

The hearings.

The betrayals.

The women.

The livestock.

The reporters.

The new house.

The life.