El Duque Takes Charge of Today's Yankee Draft

I am wifiing this from Rose's Cantina in South Mexico, awaiting the mini van I sent for 9 guys in the Yankee bullpen.

I am going to discuss their financial futures and retirement plans.  

There is a lot of infastructure down here in dire need of young, formerly athletic men.  Bridge building; dung sweeping; cactus paring; and weaving.

But let's be positive.  There is plenty of room for a Yankee coup in today's draft, and our own El Duque knows the drill best.

Right off, he'll go for two guys needing arm surgery.  Then, a 31 year-old college graduate just back from a tour with the State Dept. in Yemen, where he starred on the all arab team.

Best of luck, Duque.

We'll all be watching.