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Monday, June 9, 2008

If Mustaches Fail, Other Physical Identities That Could Unite Yanks

Giambi's mighty mustached musclemen took two from the always-tough KC Royals, but with Johnny Damon now clean-shaven, it's time for a new team look.

We could be the Blackberry Yanks!

Tattoos could bring us together.


How to beat Boston? Hickeys!


Could Farnsworth get through the eighth with a lip plate?

Maybe we should show less of ourselves, even in the presence of celebrities.

Wait! I got it!
THE ONE PHYSICAL CHANGE THAT COULD UNITE THIS TEAM THROUGH OCTOBER... AND BEYOND.

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