Tabloid Rumor Tabs Kennedy as 47 Year-Old Man

Stay tuned folks.

Those fine journalists who brought you John Edward's new baby, are also suggesting that Ian Kennedy first matriculated at USC in 1978.

It's true, he graduated only a few years back, when the Yankees drafted him.  But his hair stylist reports that "he has been covering the gray and using hair plugs " for the past 14 years, minimum.

Being in the LA area also afforded Ian the opportunity to learn make-up, have healthy carb-aided workouts, and take acting lessons.  According to the infamous tabloid ( which we do not wish to publicize ), Ian Kennedy was first dropped from the USC baseball team in the 1979 season, when he was thought to be using a false identity, claiming to be the brother of some woman named Gluck who had , herself, just been relocated to California.

He returned to campus in 2004, looking younger, taller and a little bit " tinged with green, "and pitched successfully against JV teams until drafted by the Yankees.

It is possible, according to paid sources, that Ian Kennedy is not Ian Kennedy. 

To me, he looks a lot like Ed Whitson, only with darker hair.

To learn more, keep a close watch on tomorrow's headlines concerning the  John Edwards saga, a California connection about to come forth on Reigh Rockefeller's daddy ( Ray to our redneck readers ), and on the dead man the FBI is claiming to be the anthrax guy.

This writer is going into hiding and that's what this supposed Ian Kennedy should do.