Beyond A-Fraud and A-Roid: Future Names for ARod Scandals

A-Freud: Alex accused of having sex with his mother.

A-God: Alex accused of causing earthquakes, floods, turning blind eye to human suffering.

A-Clod: Alex accused of wearing plaid pants to exclusive New Yorker magazine party.

A-Maude: Alex accused of publicly impersonating Beatrice Arthur.

A-Hog: Alex accused of terrorizing small coastal town on Harley, revving motor loudly and chain-whipping peaceful pastor, who eventually decides to fight.

A-Pog: Alex accused of selling coin-sized Pokimon icons at inflated prices to children.

A-Red: Alex accused of being secret member of Communist Party.

A-Rude: Alex accused of cutting incredibly ripe farts on crowded team bus.

Gay-Rod: Alex accused of... awwwww, nothing wrong... nothing at all...