Monday, March 9, 2009

The decision behind Arod's surgery

It began with his new doctor.

"Arod lose the season? Never! I'm not letting this season die! All right, think, everybody! We're missing something! We're missing something! WE'RE MISSING SOMETHING! This is not about money! Damn the co-payments! THIS SEASON MUST NOT DIE!

"Dammit, think! We're missing something! We're missing something! GAHHHH! This is absurd; I LOVE IT! Semi-surgery? It's so crazy it might work! Yes, it's a risk! But to not take the risk could risk everything! Urine sample! Who's got the urine? Dammit! It's too late for tests! Think! We're missing something! We're missing something! What are we missing? SOMETHING! Here he comes! Quick! Everybody! Look intense!"

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