Dr. Seuss: Yankee Beat Writer

Congratulations, Joe!
Today is your day!
We made no decision,
For now, Arod can play!

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We watched and we watched
As their batters kept hittin',
And I said, “Sally, tell me,
“Why'd we cut loose Chris Briton?”

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Every player in springtime loved playing a lot.
But old Manny Ramirez, the slugger, did not…

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Oh, the wonderful sounds that Posada can do!
He can go, WOO-HOO! OWW-YEOW! HOO-WOO!
He can throw down to second, in pain!
Can you?