Monday, March 9, 2009

Top 20 Current Yankee Thirdbasemen

1. Cody Ransom
2. Angel Berroa
3. Justin Leone
4. Doug Bernier
5. Bradley Suttle
6. Marcos Vecionacci
7. Mitch Hillegoss
8. Drew Henson
9. CJ Henry
10. Eric Duncan
11. Elvis Corporan
12. Grant Plumly
13. Mario Holman
14. JT Stotts
15. Bristol Palin
16. Dakota Fanning
17. She-Fan
18. Octomom
19. Alphonso
20. Stephen Hawking

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

How the hell did Stephen Hawking beat me? Did Abraham write my scouting report?

Anonymous said...

I hear Wailin' can catch, so why not?

Anonymous said...

I have a better glove than She-Fan, and can hit the fastball farther.

She is better with curves, but that should not rank her ahead of me.

I protest.

What position do you think I am playing in the South Mexican Dirt Field League, anyway?

Anonymous said...

I beg to differ, Alphonso. I flash leather better than you.