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Thursday, April 16, 2009

Yankees Refuse to Host Pee Parties

Wouldn't you know it? The libs are whining into their lattes because some blame-America-firster couldn't keep his powder dry during the 7th inning stretch, when THE SONG was on.

Do not leave your seat during The Song.

Repeat: Do NOT leave your seat during The Song.

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