Suggested John Sterling Signature Calls for Yankee Enemies

We all know John's iconic home run calls for our side: AN A-BOMB... FROM A-ROD! THE MELKMAN DELIVERS! GEORGIE JUICES ONE!

It's time for Thuuuuuh Voice to exalt when our enemies fail. This is a cruel world. To make it, you gotta negative.

We have suggestions:

When Kevin Youkilis is beaned:

"BOING! IT'S A 'YOUK ON THE CUKE!' HEY, ARISTOLE, WHAT'S GOING ON? I DUNNO. IT'S ALL GREEK TO ME!"

When David Ortiz hits a popup:

"IT IS HIGH. IT IS VERY HIGH. IT IS NOT FAR. IT IS A BIG POP-UP... BY BIG PAPI. BURY ANOTHER JERSEY 'NEATH THE STADIUM! THE STAR OF DAVID JUST FELL TO EARTH!"

When Dice-K gets hammered:

"BOSTON'S ACE SAYS 'SYONARA!' ANOTHER EARLY EXIT FROM THE JAPANESE NATIONAL TREASURE! HOIST A GLASS OF MATSU-SAKI!"

When Jacoby Ellsbury strikes out:

"HELLO, COOPERSTOWN! MESSAGE FROM NEW YORK. HOLD OFF ON THE PLAQUE! THE EL-TRAIN JUST STOPPED IN EL-MIRA!"

When Jonathan Papebon blows a save:

"WHOOPS! FLUSH THE TOILET! IT'S ANOTHER WICKED BAD CRAP FROM A WICKED BAD PAP!"

When Grady Sizemore boots one:

"WHAT'S THE GRADE FOR GRADY? E! A GRADE 'E!' FOR GRADY!"