Last minute plea for clemency and truth:
"Can't we add Jerry Hairstain and Brian Brunewalk to the candidates' list for Yankee Player of The Month for August?"
I mean, who more deserves the curse that goes with the award? They can even share it.
SUPERFRANKENSTEIN: Please take the bus down to the Dinosaur and buy bags of ribs, wings, and fries. See if you can't bribe El Duque to re-run this vote.
Offer to clean his houses, launder his sheets, write his copy.
Anything you can do.
Do it now.
I would do it myself, but I am presently indisposed and lining up in the lunch room for grilled cheese.
Many thanks.
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6 comments:
Bruney is going to start throwing the ball where he wants to again and Harriston is our best bench player since the days of Ramiro Pena...
Igawa was robbed but the pole is done - time to turn the page.
The pole is dunn?
Democracy? Here? Fonz, you're being uncharacteristically naive.
This blog will never know democracy during El Duque's lifetime.
SUPERF.......
But can you get the ribs anyway?
Hairstain, we have a problem!
This is a hair-brained idea, as we've come to expect from you, Alpo.
See you at the Alcoholic Unanimous meeting.
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