Monday, September 14, 2009

Kanye West, Joe Wilson, to join forces and crash ALCS

Following up on last night's intervention on the MTV video awards, rapper Kanye West plans to join hot-headed South Carolina Rep. Joe "You lie!" Wilson in a reality TV series called "Truth Crashers," industry sources tell IT IS HIGH.

In each episode, the duo will interrupt a public event by shouting that the entire ceremony is a sham.

"They all lie!" Wilson told a news conference, announcing the venture."Kanye and I are down on this. It's all a lie!"

Tentatively, the pair plans to interrupt:

Pillsbury Bake-Off: "It's a lie!" West said. "Make pie from scratch, don't use that powdery shit!"

American League Championship Series: "Without Curt Schilling in it, it's a lie!" Wilson said.

Special Olympics: "It's a lie!'" West said. "If I tried, I could win it."

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