Traitor Tracker: .263 (Not an All-Star)

Traitor Tracker: .263 (Not an All-Star)
Last year, this date: .291 (All-Star Starter)

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Congratulations on 50 years in baseball to Bobby ... uh ... well



... don't tell the U.S. Senator who threw the party for him, but I don't think that's how Bobby actually spells his name. At least he won't until he starts that post-baseball porn career he's planning.

Story here.

2 comments:

Mitch Thunderbone said...

Having a last name like that isn't easy. I know.

Bye Bye Bal-BONE-i said...

Bobby Cocks, A-Rod, Nick Swisher and J.J. Putz would make a hell of a cast for a porn film.