Hot beneath the raging sun,
Running in his cheap suit blazer,
Trigger happy with his gun,
Philly ballpark guard – with tazer.
Rumbling like a rented van,
Aiming carefully his laser,
Firing on some hapless fan,
Philly ballpark guard – with taser.
Creepo at the junior prom,
Sicko wielding rusted razor,
Castro with a nuclear bomb,
Philly ballpark guard – with taser.
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
Philly Ball Park Guard and Taser
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Was it a tazer or a taser?
It takes quite a man to shoot a teenager in the back with 10,000 volts. Thank heavens that threat has been neutralized.
The kid called his dad and told him his was going to run on the field. His dad told him he didn't think that was a very good idea.
I see a huge "See? I told you so! But do you listen to Dad?!? NOOOOOOOOOOO!" moment at a future dinner table.
Idiots who run on the field should be sent to Guantanamo Bay with the other terrorists.
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