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If he gets hot, gotta take this down.

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Ted Williams For John Sterling

Remember when we all felt the red Sox Nation was nuts because they froze Ted Williams' head, hoping for a miracle?


Well, a few days back, Ted Williams was reclaimed from under a bridge, somewhere in Ohio.

Turns out, he has a voice that is the second coming of Bob Sheppard and
John Sterling combined.

If the Yankees, or the ESPN people, or the YES network ( whoever pulls John's strings ) do not re-sign him for next season, we should throw our hat into the Ted Williams' ring.

How great would that be: Ted Williams announcing the Yankee line-up on every radio broadcast?

In the meantime, I'm heading for Columbus, Ohio with a gallon of " Night Train," seeking a female version of Ted Williams in the event that the string pullers don't sign Suzyn either.

See you all in Tampa.

1 comment:

Joe De Pastry said...

They might have trouble getting Ted ready for day games.
Sure isn't difficult to become famous in America anymore.