In Rochester, Judge Vicki is waiting to throw at Youkilis... the book, that is

In Cito Culver City, Judge Vickie Argento dispenses Yankee Justice.

The Monroe County gavel-banger explains the roots of her election campaign color-scheme.

“It’s my favorite color and I just felt like it was good luck,” she said, quick to point out that the writing on top of the yellow background of her supporters’ T-shirts isn’t just any navy blue, it’s Yankee blue.

She groks Yankee fullness. If you're a Yankee fan, go ahead: kill people. She'll let you go. (As long as the victim is not a Yankee fan. If so, you could be trouble. It might come down to whether your victim favored our hideous 2010 dumping of Johnny Damon. If they did, you might pay a fine. Frankly, though, the victim's family should rightfully pay you restitution for your suffering. Justice is not easy.)

Rochester is ours, thanks to Judge Vicki.